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Max and Michelle:�WLKJDALSKJDSAKLJASD�HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA�YESSSSSS

Me:�... Whoa, what?

Max:�WEapos;VE�CRACKED�THE�CODE. KELLY�IS�A�FUNCTION�OF�TAN�X IN�GRAPHICAL�TERMS. THE�GANBATTE�SPIRIT�RISES�TO�INIFINITY�AND�THEN�HITS�THE�ASYMPTOTE�AND�SHE�FALLS�ASLEEP�AND�IT STARTS�OVER�AGAIN.

Tommy:�I�have no idea what just happened.

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[right outside Servo at rush hour, surrounded by tons and tons of people, mostly upperclassmen]

Pedobear:�You canapos;t play Bioshock with us, you have calculus homework

Me:�SUCK�MY�GIANT�THROBBING�DICK.

By-standers:�...

Tommy:�... Okay, we need to have a discussion.

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Oh, G-burg.

Thereapos;s actually a Facebook group called "Overheard at Gettysburg", where people post odd, sometimes out of context, things they hear around campus. Iapos;m already quoted on it by random strangers once or twice. Iapos;m betting Iapos;ll have at least two more by the end of the year. I�was quoted as "Girl in the post office:�LOOK, I�HAVE�A�MASSIVE�PACKAGE"

I�hate myself sometimes.

Cute townspeople with cute dogs are cute. And make me late to Allies.

Time to curl up into a ball and pass out. Blaaaahhhh



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